Anonymous asked: what percentage of you is horse.
I have read up on some Norse mythology when I was younger, though I don’t think it’s part of my heritage —
Wait.
Strider, what are you doing in my inbox.
Anonymous asked: What is the largest object you have ever lifted?
I once moved some buses so Strider could jump over them.
I am still not sure as to what the point of that was.
Anonymous asked: You know smoking kills, don't you?
Everybody has their vices, I suppose.
Not that I intend to die anytime soon, haha.
Anonymous asked: What is the most interesting stain you've ever got?
“Egbert look this is a magic trick just like the ones you scare the crap out of me with,” she said.
“I’m going to ABSORB all of this off the sheets, you’ll see,” she said.
Speaking of which, that also happens to be the most interesting trip to the hospital I’ve ever had.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
All of my pipes and certain pieces in my collection of harlequins are quite valuable, however, the pipe that Joan made for me out of pipe cleaners is by far my favorite possession due to sentimental reasons.
I could tear up just recalling that Mother’s Day. I am so proud of her.
little english man - by me
the stem on my mini churchwarden snapped today while I was knocking out tobacco. it was only a $20 pipe so I am not that fussed about it. although it was a nice pipe to smoke as it had a small bowl and it was great for small, quick smokes.
the boy asked if he could have it as a play pipe. so, with a little duck tape and a good clean out, he now has a new toy.
he also helped with editing of this picture. this is his vision.
I got no words. The photo and story are just that good.
This is a brilliant idea for future mother-daughter bonding activities.
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friendship over. visualize me flipping a table in your face and storming out of the room with my middle finger extended behind me because as i would normally break into your house to do so i nailgunned my hands together again and cant open my door.Do… do you need me to call 911?
nah its fine dude i gotta plan.
just gotta get a running start and then i can prolly send myself through this window its not like i’m trapped in here forever.
unless you mean the whole hand business i can prolly wiggle the nail out.
worst comes to worst ill gnaw my hands off again.
but i aint gonna trust no pigs to come here and try to fix me and doctors are just like cops but with dumb white coats and even more oppressive.
i aint gonna stop eatin like i do the hells diabetus anyways its prolly somethin made by the man to keep me in check you cant tell me what to do.
Sigh.
I will be right over with some chicken noodle soup and antibiotics.
Yes, I will remember to put chocolate syrup in it.
Yes, the whole bottle. I hope that is satisfactory.
bronanism replied to your post: bronanism replied to your post: gyazo….
friendship over. visualize me flipping a table in your face and storming out of the room with my middle finger extended behind me because as i would normally break into your house to do so i nailgunned my hands together again and cant open my door.
Do… do you need me to call 911?
bronanism replied to your post: gyazo. com/1ea07a1e20509906132627bed5d0ed80 i got you a present.
i do it because i care.
Just do not expect me to wear it.
bronanism asked: gyazo. com/1ea07a1e20509906132627bed5d0ed80 i got you a present.
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Why do you do this to me.
